Hey babe?
Yeah?
Would you still love me if I had a buzz cut?
Yeah.
Awww!
Would you still love me if I had one leg?
I'd even call you Eileen.
Haha.
Would you still love me if I was a tapeworm?
Awww.
And I just lived in your stomach and you fed me all day with the food you're digesting?
I guess so.
Would you still love me if I was an autistic ant?
Are there neurodivergent ants? That's cool.
Would you love me if I was a depressed banana?
Okay, what?
Would you love me if I was a banana with mental health issues?
Yes, I'd love you no matter what.
Prove it.
What?
Prove it.
How?
Hahaha.
Awww!